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Monday, 7 May 2012

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A scene from one of last year's Hell's Kitchen episodes.

LOS ANGELES - The executives of Hell's Kitchen have announced that two of Colombia's top exports Shakira and Sofia Vergara will be appearing on an upcoming episode of Chef Gordon Ramsay's show.

Dryden B. Von Normandy, a spokesperson for HK, spoke with Huckleberry Citrus with LaLaLand Limelight and stated that the show's bosses are excited that they have signed the very popular singer/dancer Shakira, 35, and one of the stars of the hit TV sit-com Modern Family Sofia Vergara, 39, to be guest chefs.

Von Normandy stated that Ramsay is thrilled to be able to have two such sensuously sultry muchachas (girls) in his kitchen.

When Ramsay was asked by Mr. Citrus if he plans on yelling, screaming, and hollering at the two Colombianas (Colombians) he replied, "Well of course I do. I yell at every bloody, bloomin, blimey person on the show. 'ell I even yell at me own wife I do, so everyone is fair game mate."

Ramsay was informed that both women are noted for their fiery South American tempers. He smiled and replied that he saw on the television news show Bedroom Pillow Talk that both Shakira and Sofia have vowed that SeƱor Ramsay will cry before they do.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Gordon Ramsay has said that the new season will start on May 29. He added that he can hardly wait for all hell to break loose on Hell's Kitchen.]

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