WASHINGTON, D.C. - George Clooney was in the nation's capital where he was meeting with President Obama regarding a big celebrity fundraiser that is being planned for LaLaLand.
Clooney was given a personal tour of the White House by the president. The actor was really impressed with the Lincoln Bedroom which has all kinds of Abraham Lincoln memorabilia, artifacts, and mementos.
Among some of the items are an axe that "Honest Abe" used to chop wood as a young boy back in Illinois and a petrified Lincoln Log that sits in the corner next to a photo of President Lincoln having BLT sandwiches and Cherry Kool-Aid in Shenandoah, Virginia with Generals Ulysses S. Grant, Tecumseh Sherman, and Philip Sheridan.
As the president and the actor walked around the White House grounds Clooney was asked how his relationship with the astoundingly gorgeous and much younger Stacy Keibler, who is 32, was going.
Clooney, 52, smiled as he expressed that he has dated literally hundreds of women but he has never been with a woman like Stacy.
President Obama asked him what makes Keibler so special. Clooney took a sip of his Coors Light and remarked that Stacy, having been a professional wrestler, is so agile that she can literally contort herself into dozens of amazing and extremely athletic positions which come in very handy in the boudoir.
The president winked, and he gave him a fist bump as he grinned and said, "I hear ya dude. I so friggin hear ya."
As the two sat in folding chairs on the White House lawn talking about the problems of the world as well as the problems of America George suddenly changed the subject for a moment and replied, "Ya know Mr. President, I can't really go into to much detail, but let me just say that Stacy could very well be the "One."
President Obama smiled as he remarked, "Well, fa shizzle ma nizzle bro. I am so glad to hear that.
Just last week, Vice-President Joe Biden and I were having our weekly hamburger feast down at The Burger Mistress Bar & Grill and he confided to me that if he was not married to Jill, and he was 30 years younger, and Miss Keibler was not your girlfriend he would make a move on her."
Clooney shook his head and remarked that if he had a nickel for every time he has heard that he would have somewhere around 900 nickels.
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