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Topics: George Clooney

Sunday, 6 May 2012

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Zsa Zsa Gabor pictured yesterday

Hollywood, Los Angeles. In mind blowingly staggering news today, middle aged has-been George Clooney has proposed to decrepit 95 year old Hungarian legend Zsa Zsa Gabor. Many pundits claim that Clooney is seeking to lift his profile by marrying Gabor, the world's most married woman.

The Hollywood hunk issued a statement saying that having only just met Zsa Zsa 3 days ago, he was completely smitten with the aged celebrity and immediately asked for her hand in marriage despite the fact that she is suffering from dramatic symptoms of dementia including bed wetting, leg ulcers and foaming at the mouth. Clooney was adamant in the statement that Ms Gabor was THE woman he had been searching for.

People representing Aging Seniors' Rights have accused Clooney of elder abuse and taking advantage of Gabor's status as a filthy rich, tight assed former Hollywood star (using the term loosely). "I'm not going to give these guys five minutes of my energy" Clooney replied.

The couple are expected to marry in Las Vegas (where else) and honey moon in the French Riviera.

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