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Saturday, 5 May 2012

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Caspar Smart says he has it made in the shade. (Photo courtesy of Jennifer Lopez).

NEW YORK CITY - Jennifer Lopez is perhaps one of America's most famous "Cougars."

And up until recently the 42-year-old American Idol judge actually shared that title with Demi "The Cougar" Moore, who has since filed for divorce from her "Boy-Toy" Ashton "The Alley Cat" Kutcher.

J.Lo is involved in a May-December relationship with a young man who is definitely young enough to be her son.

Caspar Smart, who laughingly says he's an unemployed CEO, just recently celebrated his 25th birthday.

Smart, who dumped his Walmart cashier girlfriend, Alejandrina Golandrina, 19, after meeting J.Lo is 17 years younger than the singer/actress.

The "Cougar Mama" presented her "Boy-Toy" with a very nice birthday gift; a 2013 Dodge Ram truck.

Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk recently noted, that Caspar Smart is one very smart muchacho (boy).

Chipotle who interviewed Caspar at a Burger Bandit in Brooklyn noted that all through their interview Caspar or Caspy as Lopez calls him could not stop smiling and touching his wallet in his back pocket.

When asked why he had a constant smile on his face Caspar replied, "Oh well, I guess it's probably because I am only 25, and I am dating one of the world's most talented and most beautiful women, not to mention a woman who is worth $250 million!"

Chipotle nodded her head as she took a bite out of her cheeseburger and remarked that she gets why he is constantly smiling.

She then asked about the reported rumor that J.Lo pays him an allowance of $10,000 a week. He giggles as he nods in the affirmative.

Caspar then puts down his burger, takes a sip of his Coke Zero, and says "You know Miss Chipotle, eight short years ago, when I was 17, my mom was giving me an allowance of $10 a week. And now my new mom, I mean my girlfriend, is giving me an allowance of $10,000. Only in America huh?"

The Bedroom Pillow Talk reporter simply nodded her head in agreement.

In Other News. The Turkish submarine that somehow mistakenly wandered into the Sea of Japan was fired upon by the Japanese nuclear submarine The JS Sushi Sultress. The crew of 37 Turkish sailors surrendered and are presently imprisoned in Nagasaki's Ah So Federal Prison.

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