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Sunday, 29 April 2012

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Lohan says that O'Donnell really needs to cut back on her six Big Macs a day habit. (Photo courtesy of David Crosby).

LOS ANGELES - Well there's one thing that's for sure and that is that Lindsay Lohan and Rosie O'Donnell will definitely not be exchanging gifts this Christmas.

The former talk show host remarked that she did not like the fact that Lohan had been picked to portray the legendary silver screen beauty Elizabeth Taylor in an upcoming movie The Story of Elizabeth Taylor - The Legendary Silver Screen Beauty.

O'Donnell told Kiowa Kettle of Tittle Tattle Tonight that "LiLo" does not possess one fourth the gorgeous looks that Taylor was noted for.

Lohan when told of O'Donnell's remarks stated that Rosie "The Nosey" is just jealous because there is no way in the world that she could ever portray Elisabeth Taylor due to the fact that O'Donnell is about as good looking as a bucket of Louisiana bayou swamp sludge.

Lindsay smiled and added that the manly looking O'Donnell could probably portray Rip Taylor, President Zachary Taylor, or even Lawrence Taylor

She went on to say that O'Donnell really needs to mind her own damn business.

Lohan then suggested that Rosie should actually spend some of her free time trying to figure out a way to cut down on her six Big Macs a day habit which has caused her saddle bags to develop saddle bags of their own.

O'Donnell recently appeared on The View and remarked to Joy Behar that Lohan is such a kleptomaniac that just since January she reportedly has gone to The San Diego Zoo twice and stolen bananas from zoo monkeys.

TouchRock Films which is producing the movie was asked what they thought about O'Donnell's remarks regarding Miss Lohan.

A spokesperson identified as Ned Carrotfiggle stated that O'Donnell is simply a has-been who really needs to get herself checked into a fat farm and try and lose about 85 pounds.

Tittle Tattle Tonight will stay with the O'Donnell-Lohan Feud and bring you all of the up-to-the-minute badmouthing as it becomes available.

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