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Thursday, 26 April 2012

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A closeup of Dolly Parton's hair which she has colored every seven days. (Photo by Rico Chorizo).

LOS ANGELES - Dolly Parton, the Queen of Country Music, was recently rushed to Our Lady of The Silver Screen Hospital in Los Angeles.

According to Pia Confetti of the El Lay Informer Ms. Parton was in the process of filming a pogo stick commercial for the Hasbrutha Toy Company.

A spokesperson for the production crew Valentina "Shot Glass" Huckerwitz, 43, stated that as the 66-year-old Parton was bouncing up and down on the pogo stick she somehow lost her balance and her right breast hit her underneath her jaw causing her to tumble to the ground.

Luckily Parton landed on one of the members of the camera crew who managed to break her fall and prevent her from sustaining a serious injury.

The country songstress was rushed by ambulance to the hospital where noted breast specialist Dr. Pettigrew F. Slickzicker informed the assembled media that Ms. Parton had sustained a slight infra fracture to her lower jaw bone along with some extremely noticeable bruising to her right bazonga (tata).

Dr. Slickzicker pointed out that the platinum blonde singer was resting comfortably and had asked for a large pepperoni pizza, two Big Macs, a deluxe three-meat burrito, and a two liter bottle of Diet Dr. Pepper.

Miss Confetti asked if the injury would affect her singing in any way. Dr. Slickzicker grinned and replied that luckily Ms. Parton has a larger than normal tongue and it helped to cushion the blow to the jaw and thus prevented her vocal cords from taking the brunt of the hit and being injured.

He noted that Ms. Parton should be released in two days and that she will have the cast taken off of her right hooter in two weeks.

SIDENOTE: Dolly Parton expressed to Miss Confetti that she is thrilled that the wayward dangler did not hit her nose cause it would have certainly done some big time damage to her prevalent proboscis.

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