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Tuesday, 24 April 2012

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Kate Gosselin has said that since she has been with Russell Brand her stress has just about all disappeared.

HOLLYWOOD - Russell Brand and Kate Gosselin recently returned from spending three days and four nights down in beautiful Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.

The couple stayed at The Puffy Taco Resort & Casino which is co-owned by Ryan Seacrest and Steven Tyler of American Idol.

Paco Del Toro, a reporter with The Cabo San Lucas Morning Olé News stated that he does not recall ever seeing a happier couple than Russell and Kate.

Del Toro thought about it for a while and added that he has seen a lot of happy American couples including Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev stars of The Vampire Diaries, Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart of The Twilight Saga, Barack and Michelle Obama of The White House, and of course Kate Gosselin back when she was dating Steven Tyler.

Brand and Gosselin spent a lot of time sunbathing au-naturel on the beach but they also went hiking in the Baja California desert. Both Russell and Kate love the outdoors and Kate is noted for her fabulous all-over tan.

After the couple returned back to the United States they were asked at Los Angeles' LAX Airport about the provocative photos that had been snapped of them as they laid out on the Cabo San Lucas sand.

Russell blushed but Kate just grinned and after seeing the photos in question asked the Bedroom Pillow Talk reporter if he felt that the sandals that she was wearing in the photos made her butt look big.

The reporter identified as Preston St. Bolero replied that they most certainly did not and he asked Kate if she wouldn't mind autographing one of his photographs.

Kate thanked St. Bolero for the compliment and graciously signed the photo as Russell headed to the nearest bar to purchase two Tangerine Margaritas and two pink Sno Balls.

In A Non-Related Story. The city of Indianapolis is imposing a very strict smoking ban at the Indianapolis Zoo after several zoo visitors reported seeing a chimp smoking a Marlboro Light.

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