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Tuesday, 24 April 2012

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Kathy Griffin says there is no woman who she hates more than Sarah "Snowballs" Palin. (Photo by Clay Aiken).

LOS ANGELES - Kathy Griffin has admitted that the stress from appearing on the cable show My Life On The D List has finally gotten to her.

She was recently at the Haven of Hair Salon in Beverly Hills where she was getting her hair done.

Her hair stylist FuFi Fondue told her that he had heard through the grapevine that she has asked Russell Brand out and that he had turned her down because he is dating Kate Gosselin.

Griffin erupted and began using expletives that echoed throughout the entire salon. One of the other clients hollered out for Griffin to watch her language as she was sitting in a hair salon in Beverly Hills and not in a lesbian bar in West Hollywood.

The red-headed comedian took off her hair cape and walked over to the woman who turned out to be 90-year-old Betty White.

Griffin told her that she needed to mind her own friggin business before she reached in her purse and took away her bottle of Geritol, Metamucil, and Preparation H.

White took off her cape and stood up getting in Griffin's face. She hollered out that she (KG) was still mad because Levi Johnston her ex-boy toy and ex-future son-in-law of Sarah "Polar Bear Lips" Palin had dumped her.

Kathy G. as Nancy Pelosi calls her, fired back by saying that she just finished reading The Memorable Memoirs of President Theodore Roosevelt and he had mentioned that he had dated Betty White when he first returned from fighting at San Juan Hill in Cuba with his group The Rough Riders.

Just then FiFi Fondue, manager of the salon and twin sister of FuFi, walked over and told Griffin to go back to her brother FuFi's hair station or else she would have to ask her to leave the establishment.

Griffin refused and Miss Fondue placed a call to the Beverly Hills Police Department.

STORY FOOTNOTE: After the police arrived Kathy informed them that if they would not arrest her that she promised to enroll herself in an anger management course. Officer P.Q. Barleyboat made her sign a promissory note stating that if she does not enroll in the classes within 72 hours she will be arrested on charges of disorderly conduct, being disruptive in a public place, and using extremely vulgar expletives in front of the very popular celebrity icon Betty White.

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