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Monday, 30 April 2012

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He Obviously Can't Take It Any More - The Shit House.

Certifiable idiot, Skoob1999 has finally achieved his lifelong ambition, by being inducted into the Spoof Hall Of Shame, in Hog Jaw Arkansas, alongside such Spoof writing luminaries as Wonky Moods, Feargal McCartney, Duncan Disorderly, the Queen Mother's Mother, and Speedy Gonzalez.

"I didn't really want to put the idiot in the Hall Of Shame," said Sloof Editor In Chief, Lark Futon. "But as he's written 3,000 Sloof Nudes articles I didn't really have any say in the matter. What I will say is that if he thinks he's getting a pay rise on the strength of this, he can jolly well think again. His stories are all crap anyway."

"What a wanker," commented fellow Spoofeteer Wonky Moods. "Not only is this charlatan a talentless twat, but he also put the boot in on my rather splendid 'Acronym' thread on the forum, and he cheated at chess. He once sent me a personal message on the Spliff, trying to make out that he was a nice guy. He isn't - he's a slathering two-faced backstabbing Man Ure supporting bell-end. With acrylic teeth and a baldy head. Personally, I'd have the tosser tortured and burned at the stake. I'm seriously considering cancelling my subscription."

Another fellow Spoofeteer, who refused to divulge his/her identity commented that Skoob is actually an acronym for 'Fuckwit' and roundly condemned Skoob's dictatorial and egotistical shit-stirring personality.

"Ha!" the person said. "That tosser started trying to tell everybody what to do, but we soon put him in his place. Sorted him out good and proper we did. I don't know about being inducted into the Hall Of Shame - quite frankly I'll be surprised if he ever shows his ugly mug on site ever again. He can't hold his own in an argument. He's just a slathering coward, with no bottle whatsoever. I refuse to waste any more of my valuable time by discussing this jumped up little martinet twerp."

When asked to comment on this incredible verbal sledging by his fellow Loofahs, Skoob would only say:

"Go away! I'm frightened!"

From behind the settee.

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