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Sunday, 22 April 2012

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Malibu's Ristorante Giorgio Baldi is located just to the right of the photo. (Photo courtesy of Charlie Sheen).

MALIBU - Barbabos songstress Rihanna and her BFF Melissa Forde were out on the town and caused quite a stir as they walked hand-in-hand into the exquisite Ristorante Giorgio Baldi formerly The Jellyfish Tentacles Bar & Grill.

Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk, who was having dinner at the Baldi with her close friend Zac Efron, noted that the Caribbean beauty and her date were carrying on at their table as if they were Ellen DeGeneres and her wife Portia.

At one point during their meal Melissa, who is called Lissy by Rihanna, reached over and grabbed a baby carrot from Ri-Ri's salad bowl and hand-fed it to her.

The "Umbrella" singer grinned from ear-to-ear and reciprocated by buttering Lissy's bun and gently sticking it in her mouth.

Both women could be heard giggling and at one point Rihanna was overheard saying that it was so nice being with a soft woman instead of with Chrissy (Brown) who had allegedly beaten her and given her bruises, scrapes, cuts, and contusions.

After the girly couple had finished their dinner of Lobster Smothered in Porcini Mushrooms For Two they could be heard talking openly about their lesbianite-like actions.

Miss Forde remarked that she was thrilled to be Rihanna's date and Rihanna said that she was ecstatic about being with a woman who acted like a domineering woman without all of the malesque mannerisms.

The two then talked about going out and getting two more tattoos to go with the matching ones that they already have.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: According to The Tinsel Town Times Tribune, Rihanna and Melissa recently got matching bikini line tattoos that read "I Love The L Word."]

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