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Tuesday, 17 April 2012

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Cheryl Burke's very first first pair of dancing shoes.

HOLLYWOOD - Judge Carrie Ann Inaba paid opera singer Katherine Jenkins quite a compliment as she stated after Jenkins and her partner Mark Ballas had performed their Argentine Tango that the Welsh singer has the best looking legs of any female contestant in the 14 season history of the show.

Ballas winked as he totally agreed with Inaba. Len "The Grouchy Grouch" Goodman remarked that Carrie Ann was bloody well right and Bruno "The Gaytalian" Tonioli simply grinned and said that he wished his legs looked half as good as Katherine's.

Tom Bergeron looked at the camera and raised his eyebrows and his co-host Brooke Burke Charvet, who has the skinniest legs in Tinsel Town, merely blushed and had her orange sprayed on tan turn to a light magenta tone.

Ms. Burke Charvet has repeatedly stated that the rumors that she will be fired at the end of the current Dancing With The Stars season are false.

She pointed out that she is 97 percent certain that the rumor was started by Cloris Leachman, 85, because she wants to take over being the shows co-host.

Jenkins and Ballas received scores of 10-9-10 to tie with William Levy and his partner Carrie Ann Inaba-lookalike Cheryl Burke.

Levy, who is considered "The Brad Pitt of Mexico," appears on a highly rated telenovela (soap opera) in Mexico named Noche, Noche, Noche, (Night, Night, Night).

He has the top selling poster in the Republic of Mexico and it even out sells posters of every matador in Mexico including popular bullfighters Pablo Popote, Hank Hacienda, and Hueso Del Codo.

Levy and Burke performed an Argentine Tango that garnered them scores identical to Jenkins and Ballas; 10-9-10.

Both dancing couples received the 9 from Goodman, the English judge, who Maksim Chmerkovskiy AKA "The Bad Boy of The Ballroom" stated last year really needs to retire before he ends up getting gang-tangoed by several of the professional DWTS male dancers.

The lowest score of the evening was given to singer Gavin "The Habitual Hat" DeGraw and his partner Karina Smirnoff who remarked tongue-in-cheek that she and Gavin could certainly use a shot of Smirnoff after hearing their scores of 6-6-7.

Martina Navratilova who was the first to be eliminated this year was in the audience and Tom Bergeron asked her who she thought would win the coveted Mirror Ball Trophy.

The famed tennis player blushed and said that she is rooting for Katherine Jenkins because she not only has the prettiest legs, and is the best dancer, but also because she is very, very, very sexy.

In World News. China has just developed a stealth aircraft carrier which is believed to be the first one in the world. Costa Rica meanwhile reports that they also have one, but they think it may have sunk.

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