Written by Jimbo123
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Topics: Bruno Mars

Tuesday, 10 April 2012

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Bruno Bounty

If you don't feel like doing anything today, you are not alone - even if you don't wish to 'hang loose' like global megastar Bruno Mars.

However, if you are determined to do nothing and can afford to, you are subsequently unlikely to start catching explosives or playing with guns.

Not so for Bruno Mars, who would apparently catch a grenade, roast in a brazen bull, be eaten by tigers and skinned by Aboriginals, simply to garner the affections of someone who remains anonymous.

Simon Towel commented "The listener always thinks the heroics are directed at them and some kind of lunatic is about to scramble through their bedroom window and make good their barren lives - that's the fantasy."

Dating website, tidybeavers commented - "In the film Bodyguard, Costner protects Whitney by diving infront of stray bullets not throwing himself under a train which protects no-one and causes a lot of delays."

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