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Friday, 6 April 2012

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Brad Pitt says that Angelina Jolie is very jealous of Jennifer Aniston. (Photo courtesy of Picasso Mandolin).

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie was in New York City on a promotional tour for her brand new line of perfume named Scent of Jolie.

As the actress was getting out of a cab in downtown Manhattan several members of the Big Apple paparazzi managed to snap photos of her that instantly made it to the Internet and have now been viewed millions of times.

Some of the photos which were taken by one of the world's most noted photographers Picasso Mandolin revealed a smiling Jolie exiting the taxi cab in her magenta miniskirt and showcasing quite an expanse of her firm sultry thighs.

The photos which were described by Woody Velcro of Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres as being explicitly lewd rival the photos of several years ago which were taken of Britney "The Little Old Lip Syncer" Spears as she was getting out of a limo.

Jolie was reached at the luxuriously swank Hotel Millard Fillmore and asked to comment on the sensuously erotic photos. She simply grinned and replied that she had no comment and explained that she just preferred to let the photos of her gorgeous legs speak for themselves.

Her partner Brad Pitt was later asked what he thought about Jolie's upskirt photos. Pitt shook his head and remarked that Angie was just trying to get some much needed publicity after she'd heard that Carrie Underwood did some leg flashing at the recent Academy of Country Music Awards Show.

Pitt went on to say that as Angelina gets older she hates the fact that there are much younger and much prettier females getting attention for having greater looking legs than her.

He laughed as he said that back in January he slipped up and just happened to mention to Jolie about a photo he had seen of Jennifer Aniston on the web site www.jenanistonoohlala.hot wearing a bikini swimsuit and showing off her astoundingly shapely legs.

Brad said that Angelina exploded and let go with about a dozen hellacious expletives that really embarrassed him due to the fact that they were having dinner at Le Loins of Joan of Arc French Restaurant and were sitting right next to a table of four elderly nuns.

To see 12 upskirt photos of Angelina Jolie that were taken by Picasso Mandolin you can go to www.angiejolieslusciouslegs.wow

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