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Wednesday, 4 April 2012

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A music festival to commemorate the Queen's Diamond Jubilee has been arranged to coincide with the event on the 5th of June, with the Queen rumoured to be making a surprise guest appearance on the main dance stage along with festival headliners The Prodigy.

Liam Howlett, the band's front man, was quoted as saying "I'm up to my bollocks with pride" after confirming that the seminal electronic group, who made a massive impact in the 90's with their platinum selling album 'Music For The Jilted Generation', have agreed negotiations and are finalising their set list in anticipation of the upcoming spectacle.

Rumours are already flying around Twitter suggesting the Queen will have a cameo singing part in 'Firestarter', while others have suggested Prince Charles may take to the stage, disguised, in a dancing role to the classic rave anthem 'Charlie Says'.

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