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Tuesday, 3 April 2012

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Heidi Montag's favorite pair of shoes which were a Valentine's Day gift from her hair stylist FuFi Fondue.

LOS ANGELES - According to Heidi Montag's personal hair stylist FuFi Fondue, she is absolutely crushed at the news that her brand new cable reality show has been cancelled after only airing two episodes.

The show titled Heidi Talks Politics was really panned by the television critics as not really being about politics at all.

Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo stated that in the premier episode Montag spent most of the hour discussing 17 of her 40 surgeries including her tongue reduction, her breast augmentation, and her uvula circumcision.

The Hollywood Innuendo reporter went on to state that in her second show she mentioned that Sarah Palin should never be allowed to set foot in any of the Lower 48 states due to the fact that she has badmouthed every state except for Arizona.

And the rest of the hour was spent with Montag talking about her meltdown on The View, the negative sides of being a sex symbol, and the fact that Lindsay Lohan has a tremendous physical attraction to her.

San Guacamole added that Montag also spent about 10 minutes discussing her crush on Twilight's Rob Pattinson and about 8 minutes bragging about the fact that Charlie "Space Cadet" Sheen has a Heidi Montag Inflatable Doll.

FOOTNOTE: The third installment of Heidi Talks Politics which did not air dealt with Montag's Cabbage Patch Doll collection which numbers 137 dolls. During the hour she revealed each doll's name and how the name came about.

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