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Sunday, 1 April 2012

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The Kind Of Place Where Slappers Hang Out

Male writers on satirical (yet not at all funny) website TheSpoof.co.uk appear to be having the time of their lives, as they are drowning in a sea of marriage proposals, date offers, and emails featuring a plethora of ladies in various states of undress.

Most people have been taken aback by the sudden appearance of oodles of dating advertisements from a diversity of sources on the site.

The ads have been generally well received, despite one particularly belligerent and obnoxious writer having a pop at the mature ladies ads, and describing them as 'munters.'

Even so, the mature ads have enjoyed reasonable success, although not quite to the same degree as the sexy Asian babes ones. Or the sex-mad Russian single swinging girlies one. Or even the single mum ones, which feature some quite tasty totty, although with the drawback that someone young and attractive must be bit of a bunny boiler or something if she isn't already in a relationship of some description.

Or possibly on the batter.

But the chaps at TheSpoof.co.uk seem quite happy to bear their burden of a surfeit of sex-starved nubile beauties.

"It's quite nice really," one admitted. "I've had some cracking emails meself just lately. Stunning babes wiv their baps out and flashin' their flaps and stuff. I'm not that keen on some of the munters like, especially them what send me pics of 'em in the nude outside kebab vans, or in pub car parks, but even they are a step up from the emails I used to get. Like close ups of Inchy's impetigo, or Lynton's chickens, or some Bolivian bloke's HIV positive lesbian daughter and her conjoined twins. So, yeah, I'd say things are looking up."

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