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Sunday, 1 April 2012

The teenage boy who crashed the wedding of Chloe Moretz has been found not guilty of all charges against him.

In summing up the judge, Ernest Borgnine, stated: 'This is the best damn show I have seen in ages, and I wish I had been there.'

The boy was acquitted of all charges including illegal use of police equipment.

'It feels great to do something for the community that makes everyone proud', he later said.

Chloe had a different idea: 'I think he should have been given at least 5-10 years imprisonment,' she said. 'A hater has no place in the world.'

The Twitter posts made by haters on Justin Bieber's Twitter profile include 'PWNED by kid in cop car', 'that kid will be the death of your career' and 'I want to see him get half-price donuts'.

Bieber has no plans to remarry Chloe Moretz.

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