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Friday, 27 April 2012

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Rihanna gave this dog to Ashton Kutcher which he named after his Two and A Half Men character, Walden.

CATALINA ISLAND - It appears that Rihanna keeps doing things to confuse her multitude of fans and keep them guessing as to what she is doing and whom she is doing it with.

A few weeks ago there was rampant speculation that Rihanna had gotten back together with Chris "The Beater" Brown, who has been nicknamed "Christina" by country music artist Toby Keith.

Then last week the Barbados beauty was seen hand-in-hand and lips-to-lips cavorting with Melissa Forde at Malibu's Ristorante Giorgio Baldi, which was formerly known as The Jellyfish Tentacles Bar & Grill.

And now comes word from Hacienda Dakota with Hollywood Vis-รก-Vis that the sultress of the Caribbean was reportedly seen on Catalina Island participating in a game of tonsil hockey with none other than the star of Two and A Half Men, Ashton "Da Dude" Kutcher.

Miss Dakota noted that Rihanna, who is 24, is ten years younger than the former "Boy Toy" soon-to-be-ex-husband of Demi "The Cougar" Moore.

When Kutcher was contacted by the Hollywood Vis-a-Vis reporter and asked if he was having an island tryst with Rihanna, Kutcher smiled and simply replied that he does not kiss and tell.

Rihanna reportedly told noted celebrity photographer Rico Chorizo that her and Ashton are just friends and that he had asked her to give him a few singing lessons so that his Two and A Half Men character Walden Schmidt can sing on the show without having to lip sync and have a professional singer dub in the singing.

In Other News. A group of research scientists in Herzegovina have discovered a pill that completely cures athletes foot in 15 seconds. But unfortunately it only works on athletes.

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