Cinemas are getting prepared to screen the new sensational blockbuster End of the World 2. Following the huge success of End of the World last year, which portrayed the terror and mayhem of a strike by nurses, we are promised that the follow up will be twice as bloodcurdling.
A defiant Government, standing up for Democracy against hordes of petrol tanker drivers, is shown smashed and slowly bleeding to death. Trailers for the film have already left several viewers ill and fear is spreading throughout Britain.
The film Director Andy Coulson has warned people of a nervous disposition to miss the End of the World film and has advised all cinemas showing the movie to provide sick bowls for viewers' vomit as they heave up at the sight of Democracy being driven over the cliff by the wheels of tankers that do not move!
The Spoof's cinema critic, who has seen any number of horror films in the past, has not been well after seeing the film, but his advice is to see the picture. 'Go with a friend' he advises 'and remember this film is there to warn everyone that only David Cameron stands between Total Slaughter and the Bank of England.'
Plans for End of the World 3 are said to be at an advanced stage.