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Thursday, 29 March 2012

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The World Has Gone Mad!

Simon Cowell has announced today that his TV company "Idol Bastards" will produce a reality live action game show based on the movie Hunger Games to be named "Starvin' Marvin - Hunt Them Kids Down"

Contestants from each US state, one boy and one girl between the ages of 12 and 18 eill be selected by local auditions to participate in the Hunger Games,(Starvin' Marvin) to fight in an outdoor arena controlled by Oprah Winfrey until only one remains.

"It's going to be great" crowed one TV critic "It is just what the world needs now, a show, dedicated to kids kicking the crap of each other, stabbing and slashing, shooting and murdering, it is what every one wants to see!"

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