Written by Backandtotheleft
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Topics: Olly Murs

Wednesday, 28 March 2012

Olly Murs was mincing with joy last night as he discovered the chicken kings Nando's have named their new sauce after him. The new "weak, bland and totally not gay" flavour goes on sale next week. The sauce witch tastes exactly like the back of the closet will be coming out this week and be aimed at the new "hot dog corn hole" market Nando's are moving into.

Nando's bosses hope "Man Batter", as the sauce has been affectionately nicknamed, will go on to be a hit with Ollys fan (s) and those members of the public who despise his gurning face.

"He looks like a kid searching for someone to blame his farts on."

Said this guy we interviewed at the bus stop.

Olly himself took time out of his busy cottaging schedule to pass his judgement on the sauce's taste:

"It's like a million tiny tadpoles swimming in my mouth!"

And who wouldn't want that poured all over their roast chicken?

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