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Tuesday, 27 March 2012

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Maria Menounos feels that she really has a great chance of winning this year's Dancing With The Stars.

HOLLYWOOD - Len "The Grouch" Goodman, the English judge on Dancing With The Stars, has stated that this years season 14 celebrities are the very best ever on DWTS.

Bruno "The Gaytalian" Tonioli, the Italian judge echoed Goodman's sentiments adding that his personal favorite is William Levy, who is considered to be "The Brad Pitt of Mexico."

Levy has starred in several telenovelas (soap operas) including El Dia De La Noche (The Day of The Night), La Noche Oscura (The Dark Night), and Noche, Noche, Noche, (Night, Night, Night).

William Levy is paired with Cheryl Cole. Many members of the Hollywood entertainment media have noted that Levy looks a lot like Ricky Martin except that he is not a singer, he isn't from Puerto Rico, and he is certainly not gay.

Bedroom Pillow Talk reporter Carolina Chipotle pointed out that one of this years favorite couples is Derek Hough and Maria Menounos. Hough, who is known as "The Dancing Machine" expressed that Maria is one of the prettiest and sexiest partners that he has ever had.

He said that he likes the fact that although she is very feminine she loves to play rough sports like baseball, football, hockey, and wrestling.

Maria talked with Miss Chipotle and told her that she really thinks that Derek is very good looking and likes the way he always brushes the hair out of her eyes during their rehearsals.

She went on to say that she also enjoys the neck massages that he gives her when they are finished practicing for the day.

Derek was asked if there was any truth to the recent rumor that there are some behind-the-scene intimacies going on between the two dancers.

Hough grinned from ear-to-ear. He took a sip from his Diet Dr. Pepper and remarked "I have to say that there isn't...darnit!"

Last year Derek was dating English singer Cheryl Cole who had been hired to be a judge on Simon Cowell's X-Factor. But Cowell AKA "The Count of Criticism" fired her after only one show due to the fact that Cheryl was very short.

Derek ended up breaking up with her shortly after that, for the very same reason. He said that he just got tired of going to places like the Santa Monica Pier, the La Brea Tar Pits, and The Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo and having people remark how short Chezza (Cheryl) was.

SIDENOTE: Derek has won the coveted Dancing With The Stars Mirror Ball Trophy twice, once with Nicole Scherzinger and once with Brooke Burke. He says he hopes to make it a third time with the stunningly good-looking, giggling machine Maria Menounos.

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