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Monday, 26 March 2012

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Miley Cyrus squatting by the Pacific Ocean thinking about her future. (Photo courtesy of Ashton Kutcher).

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Miley Cyrus and on-again, off-again, on-again boyfriend Liam Hemsworth appear by all accounts to be engaged and heading for wedded bliss.

Liam Hemsworth the 22-year-old Australian star of The Hunger Games stated that he really feels that Miley is the woman that he would like to have give birth to his 10 kids.

Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacamole caught up with the elated couple at a local Shaped Like A Boot Italian Restaurant in Beverly Hills.

She asked the couple, who first met on the set of their film The Last Song, how things were going. Liam smiled as he sat eating a plate of Chianti Braised Short Ribs Immerso Nella Birra.

He said that he has never loved anyone the way the loves Miley. He put down his knife and fork, looked into Miley's eyes, and remarked that when he sees her, he sees Cleopatra, Aphrodite, Helen of Troy, and Carrie Underwood all rolled into one.

Cyrus, who was having some Shrimp and Crab Tortellini Romana Suffocato Nel Vino, blushed and said that one thing she loves about Liam is that he knows the names of a lot of people from history.

Miss San Guacamole asked the two if the rumors of them now being engaged were true. Both simply smiled and remarked that they have decided to keep it a secret and are waiting for just the right time to make their momentously monumental announcement.

San Guacamole asked Miley if she could at least say that her lap dancing days were history. Miley giggled and nodded in the affirmative.

The reporter for Hollywood Innuendo then asked Liam if he had finally accepted the fact that Miley has a total of nine (9) tattoos and that she has no plans to have any of them removed.

He replied that he has accepted that fact and that Miley has told him that if she ever gets another tattoo it will be one with his name.

The couple discussed the issue of the tattoos five weeks ago in an article by Fajita San Guacamole which appeared in Hollywood Innuendo.

March 31 is National Bounce Castle Week, except in Arizona where the temperatures get so hot that the bounce castles actually explode once the temperature gets to 112 degrees.

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