Written by Jaggedone
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Topics: Borat, Kazakhstan, fatwa

Sunday, 25 March 2012

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Is it him or is it not?

Provocative comedian and disguise expert, Borat, has upset Kazakhstan so much that they have issued a fatwa against him. He managed to get his own version of their national anthem played at a medal ceremony in Kuwait and this is roughly what it say's:

All Kazakhstani women are whores, their husbands ar all gay and the President is a sheep shagger, etc, etc. Borat has often caused controversy in his different guises especially as rapper, Ali G, and once asked David Beckham if he could "bed" "Posh" on the sofa of one of his chat shows.

This time he seems to have gone too far and the Kazakhstani President is determined to liquidate him. The gold medal winner of the Kazakhsatni shooting team has been given the order and he has promised "not to miss!"

Borat, in the meantime has decided to take the heat out of the situation by creating a brand new disguise as Salman Rushdie's chauffeur because he believes "two heads are better than one!"

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