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Tuesday, 20 March 2012

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Chaz Bono dressed as Napolean for Halloween last year

LOS ANGELES, CA (ABSNN) - A social club whose membership is made up exclusively by homosexual males denied membership to Chaz Bono, formerly Chastity Bono, the son/daughter of Sonny Bono and his former wife Cher. Members told reporters that Chaz Bono, despite having a somewhat fully functioning penis is not a male, not genetically and is therefore ineligible for membership in the ManLuv Club.

"Besides, Chaz Bono does not like males; he loves women. And he is so fat! I wouldn't dance with him," said club secretary Felicity Mason.

Cher could not be reached for a comment. But the real question for this reporter is "why would a straight 'man' want to be associated with male homosexuals?"

"It would be different if Chaz Bono was AC/DC," said an unnamed member.

It would appear that Chaz Bono is in a class by himself.

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