LOS ANGELES, CA (ABSNN) - A social club whose membership is made up exclusively by homosexual males denied membership to Chaz Bono, formerly Chastity Bono, the son/daughter of Sonny Bono and his former wife Cher. Members told reporters that Chaz Bono, despite having a somewhat fully functioning penis is not a male, not genetically and is therefore ineligible for membership in the ManLuv Club.
"Besides, Chaz Bono does not like males; he loves women. And he is so fat! I wouldn't dance with him," said club secretary Felicity Mason.
Cher could not be reached for a comment. But the real question for this reporter is "why would a straight 'man' want to be associated with male homosexuals?"
"It would be different if Chaz Bono was AC/DC," said an unnamed member.
It would appear that Chaz Bono is in a class by himself.