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Monday, 19 March 2012

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"Don't think she's becoming a nun", says Agent.

According to her agent, Lady Gaga is taking a comparative vow of silence for the next year to refresh herself and see what she wants to do for the next few years.

"I guess you noticed that she didn't say anything outrageous during her latest interview with Oprah Winfrey", stated Harry Kramer. "She merely made a few quiet comments about George Clooney being a smartass out there getting arrested.

"Who does he think he is, Lindsay Lohan? I'm through with that sort of stuff", Gaga told Oprah.

Most of her fans had already noticed the big change.

"She was only wearing a simple cheese dress", stated one fan. "That's not our Lady Gaga."

People around Hollywood say that they have not seen much of Lady Gaga at the clubs and when they did, she just quietly gave them the finger and made a zipping move across her mouth.

"I don't think she's going to become a nun or anything", stated Kramer. "I've quit asking her anything lately because she just shrugs and kicks me in the balls."

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