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Friday, 16 March 2012

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Heather Trott is to marry her soon to be on screen murderer Ben Mitchell after a three day whirlwind romance, a BBC inside source has claimed.

Cheryl Fergison, who plays the lovable 'Heather' in the soap inadvertently blabbed "When we were filming the murder scenes, and Ben Mitchell's stand in stunt man was throttling me, we had a moment: a connection if you will, and from that point on it was just pure love".

When asked about the relationship, Joshua Pascoe, who plays Ben Mitchell, replied "Wot you talking about?" before doing a strangely Danny Dyer'esque cockney walk towards the BBC canteen.

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