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Wednesday, 14 March 2012

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X-Files Success Surprised Everyone!

Talk about a confession, actress Gillian Anderson told reporters yesterday that she "Swings Four-Ways" sexually.

How's that again?

Her bisexuality comes out in the latest issue of "Out" magazine where Ms. Anderson that she had had lesbian affairs in high school with one student for several years.

Anderson says she does not regret her marriages to Mark Griffiths, because of their two sons, Felix and Oscar, nor her previous marriage to an assistant director on the X-Files. He is the father of our daughter, Piper Maru.

She stated that she enjoyed her nine year stint on the X-Files and that no one had had any idea how popular the show would become.

"I was ready to do the roles that followed the X-Files ("The House of Mirth", "Bleak House", "Any Human Heart" and in the mini-series "Great Expectations" which will be coming up later this Spring on PBS).

Anderson follows several other stars with their confessions that they are Bi-sexual (Drew Barrymore, Lady Gaga, Jenna Jameson, Pete Townshend, David Bowie, Mr. Ed, etc)

"So I guess you have been with someone who is bi-sexual ?"

"Of Course."

OK, several reporters asked her, so what IS the fourth way? But Ms Anderson simply shrugged and walked away!

Then she stopped and pointed up at the sky. "You haven't lived unless you have been Skoorfeld!", she giggled!

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