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Thursday, 15 March 2012

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The stunningly good-looking, 43-year-old Jennifer Aniston. (Photo by Rico Chorizo).

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jennifer Aniston has to be one of the most unluckiest women when it comes to men. The beautiful blonde actress has no trouble getting a boyfriend, but for some unknown reason she has a very hard time keeping one.

According to Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight it now appears that Jennifer is seriously considering kicking her latest boyfriend, Justin Theroux out the door and to the curb.

It seems that the 43-year-old Aniston has learned that her boy-toy Theroux who is 40, has been secretly communicating with his old girlfriend Heidi "Tatas" Bivens through text messages, emails, and even a singing telegram.

When Jen confronted "Lusty Justy" as she reportedly calls Justin while they are in the boudoir he simply replied that he was just getting some old family recipes that he had given to Heidi during the 14 years that they dated.

Jen did not believe him. Justin showed her his cell phone and brought up three recipes; one for Chicken Chow Mien Smothered in Jose Cuervo Tequila, one for Pot Roast Ala Crushed Lucky Charms Cereal, and one for Duck LeSmuck Sauteed in Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, and Thyme.

A very confused Aniston said that she was going to go down to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico by herself for three days and stay at The Whole Enchilada Hotel & Spa.

She told Justin that when she returns she may ask him to get all of his clothes, shoes, toiletries, and Barbra Streisand CD collection and vamoose as Roy Roger's sidekick Gabby Hayes used to say in the Old West movies.

Monday, March 19, is National Tarzan and Jane Jungle Days Day except in Iowa where 'swingers' were banned back in May of 1957.

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