Written by Gail Farrelly

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Topics: Pink, Pink Panther

Wednesday, 14 March 2012

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"Ditch the purple part of the bouquet," begs Pink.

She's working on a new album and her hair is back to being pink. But that's not the whole story. No way!

Friends report that the pop star has become totally obsessed with the color pink, buying herself a pink Jaguar, having her home (inside and out!) painted pink, and eliminating from her wardrobe anything that isn't pink. The obsession even extends to food and entertainment.

Hubby Carey Hart, a professional motocross racer, is trying to be supportive. But he's told friends that he's sick of eating pink grapefruit, cotton candy, and cranberry mousse. He likes Bruce Springsteen's tune Pink Cadillac, but hearing it all day is getting to him. "And how many times can I watch The Pink Panther and still find it funny?" he asks.

Apparently, though, things will be okay as long as his wife doesn't tamper with his bike. "If I see her approaching my bike with a can of pink paint," Hart has said, "well, then we'll have to talk."

Meanwhile Pink's publicity folks claim that there's no truth to the rumors that Pepto-Bismol will be sponsoring her next international tour or that she's retrospectively changing the name of her last album Funhouse to Pinkhouse.

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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