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Tuesday, 6 March 2012

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Denzel Washington wearing makeup that makes him look exactly like President Obama.

LOS ANGELES - Pipe Dream Films in association with TouchRock Productions will soon begin filming on Sheboygan Saddlewood's Oops - The Rush Limbaugh Story.

The motion picture will star the world's most famous porn star Ron Jeremy in the role of GOP radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh.

Jeremy said that when Saddlewood called him up and offered him the part he was hesitant to take the role at first.

He confided to Huckleberry Citrus with The Showbiz Gazette that he really did not want to portray a man who is presently considered to be one of the most hated individuals in the entire country.

But Jeremy said that after he was told what he would be getting paid he could not grab the pen and sign on the dotted line fast enough.

Saddlewood who is one of LaLaLand's most respected directors commented that the film will mainly focus on the more controversial aspects of Limbaugh's career zeroing in of course on his recent ignorant remarks made about Georgetown University coed Sandra Fluke.

Two other controversies that the film will focus on will be Limbaugh's 1999 mini-scandal in which he said that French President Nicolas Sarkozy and his wife Carla Bruni-Sarkozy smelled like French fries.

And another "El Rusho" controversy that will be showcased will be the 2006 charges made by Kathy Griffin's personal gynecologist Dr. Duffy F. Elderfunk that Limbaugh actually has more female hormones than he has male hormones.

A state of California sanctioned hormonal test that was conducted by Limbaugh's long time family physician, Doctor Upton P. Zigmundtowski revealed that Limbaugh actually has a total of 119 hormones and 113 are male and 6 are female.

Also starring in the movie will be Kim Kardashian as 30-year-old college student Sandra Fluke and Denzel Washington as President Barack Obama.

Kim stated that she has read up a lot on Sandra Fluke and she truly feels that she now knows more about Miss Fluke that even her own parents do.

Denzel Washington remarked that he has been wanting to play President Obama ever since he first met him at a White House Backyard Barbecue which the president and the "first mama" hosted in honor of country music legend Willie Nelson.

Saddlewood was thrilled that Gary Busey has agreed to appear as himself.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Sheboygan Saddlewood stated that GOP presidential candidates Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Ron Paul, and Rick Santorum were all offered cameo roles to appear as themselves but all turned it down saying that they did not want to be associated with Rush "Foot In Mouth" Limbaugh in any way, shape, or form.]

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