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Monday, 5 March 2012

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Cher shaving her left leg in the master bedroom tub of her Hollywood Hills mansion Chalet Cher.

MARINA DEL REY - Music icon Cher who is 65, recently attended a benefit dinner in Marina Del Rey in honor of rock legend Bob Dylan who is 70.

Cher spoke about the great times they had back in the 60s with the likes of The Byrds, Paul Revere & The Raiders, The Turtles, and The Electric Prunes.

Dylan remarked that the only band he recalled was The Electric Prunes. He then grinned that Dylanesque smile and replied, "Gotcha."

After the dinner Cher was interviewed by Chipper Caruso of Cowbell Notes Music Magazine. She was asked the seemingly obligatory question about how her former daughter Chastity and now son Chaz Bono was doing.

Cher expressed that Chaz has been busy writing a book on dancing entitled I Had Oodles of Fun Dancing My Buns Off On Dancing With The Stars.

In the book Bono reveals some interestingly erotic secrets about his partner Lacey Schwimmer. He said that he did not want to say too much but added that people will be surprised when they read the chapter devoted to her and the chapter devoted to DWTS Judges Bruno "The Gaytalian" Tonioli and Len "The English Bulldog" Goodman.

Cher was then asked about her son Elijah Blue Allman, son of Gregg Allman of the legendary Allman Brothers Band. She remarked that he was doing great and that he was forming a brand new rock band to be called The Pro Bonos in honor of his half sister Chaz Bono.

Sonny's ex-wife then pointed out that Caruso was going to be the first reporter to find out that Elijah Blue is dating Russell Brand's soon-to-be-ex-wife the erotically sexy blue-haired Katy Perry.

Elijah Blue at 35, is actually one year younger than Russell Brand who is currently dating Kate "The Great" Gosselin.

Cher said that her son told her that Katy is one of the nicest, most emotionally stable girls he has ever met and that she has ping pong ball eyeballs.

She was asked if their relationship will turn into something more serious. Cher smiled as she took a sip of her Voodoo Shooter and replied maybe yes, maybe no, who knows?

In late breaking news. President Obama has asked Vice-President Joe Biden to look into the possibility of Rush Limbaugh being deported for his derogatory and defamatory remark about the sweet little Georgetown University coed Sandra Fluke.

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