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Sunday, 4 March 2012

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Aliens just love Star Trek!

Dedicated British Star Trek fans rushed outside their council houses last night all over Britain to observe a burning meteor. They were all convinced it was an alien warship searching for a new Captain Kirk.

Ever since the original Kirk turned into a two-bit comedian, the show has been missing a real personality and aliens are determined to re-vitalise their fav TV soap by finding a new rival.

It seems that "Trekkie" fans are convinced that British favourite, Dr Who, is the aliens target replacement and were circling the British skies hoping to abduct him.

After it was confirmed that the light above Britain's skies was just a meteor, the Star Trek fans went back indoors, turned on their video recorders (what the hell is that?) and comforted themselves with bags of crisps, Smiths, ginger ale and ancient video's of Spock and Co.

Dr. Who, said he wasn't avalaible anyway, he'd lost the key to his Blue Box and was locked up somewhere in cyber space billions of light years away!

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