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Saturday, 3 March 2012

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Lifetime ginger award winner, Mick Hucknall

The first ever Ginger Awards took place last night with singing ginger Ed Sheeran winning three awards.

The carrot top won "most musical ginger", "coolest ginger haircut" and "best ginger newcomer". Other winners included Chris Evans for "best radio ginger" and Wilma Flintstone for "best animated ginger".

However Mick Hucknall went away with the most prestigious award of the night, "the lifetime ginger award". The ginger legend wept on stage as Seth Green handed him his award. Hucknall then celebrated his win by closing the show and playing a medley of contemporary motown alongside simple red classics.

You can watch coverage of last nights Ginger Awards tonight at 3am on Channel 5.

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