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Thursday, 1 March 2012

Often cited as the most prestigious of the Award season, the Vixen Bingo's Celebrity Mum of the Year award is once again upon us. Whilst we have know for months now that "Octomom" Nadya Suleman would be installed as favourite, her odds have lengthened in recent times with the arrival of Natasha Giggs and Nicola McLean.

Suleman who was once quoted as saying, "I do not like babies, I am absolutely disgusted by babies to be honest, they make me sick. I don't even look at them; I have to look the other way. I am forcing myself to do absolutely everything with them, so I am bonding with them." Is expected to face fierce competition from WAG Mclean and wannabe WAG Giggs who both appeared in the Big Brother House for a month to seek personal fame.

Natasha Giggs had already closed the gap last year after she revealed she had been sleeping with her husband's brother for the past 8 years. Effectively destroying her marriage and family life, she sought solace in the big brother house away from her children for an extended period of time, when they probably needed some nurture most.

Meanwhile Stacey Giggs was rightly not even mentioned in the nominations, after absolutely no wrong-doing and having kept her marriage together for the sake of her children.

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