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Tuesday, 28 February 2012

Kim Khardashian has become the latest celebrity to post a "warts and all" picture of herself on Twitter "without make up" and just generally "not bothered about her appearance".

This followes similar postings from Georgina Salpa, Imogen Thomas, Kelly Brook and Rhianna; who have all posted equally "repugnant" pictures of themselves via Twitter.

This latest entry is sure to further boost the securities of their followers most of which are young teenage girl's who are at the height of their self confidence. Teenage girls naturally don't have to worry about their looks as they aren't subject to the effects of acne or spots, fluctuations in weight or indeed general insecurities about their looks.

BarnsleyBabe16 replied on Twitter "@KKhardashian It's good that you managed to get past your obvious defects to remind us what a REAL woman looks like. X"

Whilst many girls these days have succumbed to having their photos "touched up" by magazine professionals, as well as being able to afford round the clock dieticians, personals trainers, oh and the occasional Botox. Celebrities, on the other hand, have the harsher life of buying make up from Superdrug, using weight watchers and trying to fit in a visit to an overcrowded gym whilst working up to 50 hours a week.

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