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Tuesday, 28 February 2012

It's been nearly a week since Imogen Thomas has seeked any form of publicity. This week she's decided to do a candid interview with established high-brow publication Balls magazine where she appeals to the world to "leave her alone".

The shy and retiring Thomas who has never willingly sought media attention (apart from entering and winning Miss Wales in 2003, appearing on Big Brother in 2006, dating Russell Brand and Jermaine Defoe, appearing on Celebrity Coach Trip and Celebrity Come Dine With Me) took time out to talk about the media intrusion.

She also revealed, whilst performing her 451st nude shoot for Balls magazine, that "It's weird because I'm usually really shy when it comes to stuff like this.", before taking her 5 figure pay cheque and leaving.

The media shy beauty has struggled in recent weeks with horrific bouts of weight gain, which she posted on twitter; her court appearance in which she was forced to pose in a skimpy dress in 4 degrees weather, and exiting the gym in just a boob tube in an even cooler 1 degree climate.

Cynics may argue that she chose to wear these exploitive outfits and pose for cameras in order to enhance her image as a pin-up model for "wank-mags" such as Ooz, MHF and the aforementioned Balls. That's cynics though...

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