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Tuesday, 28 February 2012

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Famous Rapper, Snoop Dogg releases his own spray which gets rid of the weed you find at the bottom of your garden and not in your child's bedroom.

Entitled "Snoop Dogg's Wizzle Sprizzle". The rapper definitely has his green thumb and due to poor record sales, Snoop is looking to branch out into the garden market. The spray itself is set to be released in both US and Europe supermarkets and DIY shops this summer.

The hip hop star had this to say about his latest invention "My wizzle kizzle is thizzle, you dizzle. It gizzle rizzle of thizzle nizzle wizzle you don't wizzle in your gizzle mizzle".

So get down to your local supermarket and purchase "Snoop Dogg's Wizzle Sprizzle" and get your green thumbs too.

What do you think of Snoops Invention? Will you be buying it? What other rappers should get their green fingers

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