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Thursday, 23 February 2012

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A photo of Liam Hemsworth taken last week when he was trying to find a tattoo removing clinic.

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Just one week ago the two lovebirds known as Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth were really involved in a highly heated discussion about her tattoos.

Liam had flat out told her that he wanted for her to get them removed. Miley replied that there was no way on Earth or in the entire solar system for that matter that she was going to put herself through the pain of getting all nine (9) tattoos removed.

She swore that there was no man in the world who could make her have her tattoos removed and she said that included her father, the country music singer formerly known as Billy Ray Cyrus; her paternal grandfather Aloysius "Cannonballs" Cyrus; or even President Barack Obama.

The American gal and the Australian guy went back and forth regarding the tattoo issue. Neither would budge or even give so much as an inch.

And then Hemsworth had a talk with Jesse "Mr. Tattoos" James who was once engaged to be married to Kat "Miss Tattoos" Von D. And James told him that in his opinion he would be an absolute fool to let Miley "The Lap Dancing Babe" Cyrus get away simply because of some ink art.

"Messy" Jesse, as his ex-wife Sandra "The Kissing Bandit" Bullock called him, said that he has heard a lot about Miley and that she is a very talented young lady who has a tremendous fan base and who is already worth about $50 million.

Liam thought about it for a moment and then replied that since he put it that way what the heck are nine little tattoos. He said that he kinda likes her latest tattoo which is one of Dora The Explorer that Miley had tattooed on her tongue.

In a related story. Miley's dad, Billy Ray has said that he hopes his daughter and Hemsworth do elope so that he can put the thousands and thousands of dollars he was going to have to spend on the wedding towards buying that little ranch down in Texas he has always wanted.

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