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Wednesday, 22 February 2012

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Demi Lovato received a $1.8 million advance on the sales of her Demi Lovato Blonde Bobblehead Doll. (Photo by Rico Chorizo).

CHICAGO - The Word Consumer Product Agency has just announced their February consumer focus report.

Vinton Onionzook spokesperson for The Word stated that the nation's current product purchasing trend is definitely leaning towards the brand new Demi Lovato Blonde Bobblehead Dolls.

Mr. Onionzook stated that the sales of the doll are literally going through the roof and it is expected to eclipse the Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift Bobblehead Dolls of last year.

Buckner "Stetson" Stetbrewster, a manager with one of the nation's largest retail chains, King's Castle stated that they sold out of their allotted number of Demi Lovato Blonde Bobblehead Dolls within 15 minutes.

He noted that even though his store located in Corpus Christi, Texas did see some minor pushing and shoving there were no instances of anyone resorting to physical violence or pepper spraying as occurred in Porter Ranch, California at a Walmart on Black Friday of last year.

Demi Lovato was contacted by Kiowa Kettle of Tittle Tattle Tonight and asked to comment on the amazing run on her dolls. Lovato was so ecstatic that she could hardly talk.

She noted that she had personally spoken to Mr. Onionzook of The Word Consumer Product Agency and that he had estimated that her doll will probably sell over 9 million units.

SIDENOTE: Kiowa Kettle spoke with Larry King and he informed her that Miss Lovato will receive 75ยข for each doll sold so she stands to make at least $6.75 million on the dolls.

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