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Thursday, 23 February 2012

image for Brooklyn Mafia Boss Salvatore Goombalini Advises Everyone On Donald Trump's "Celebrity Apprentice" To Show The Utmost Respect For Victoria Gotti
Salvatore Goombalini's favorite handgun which was given to him by Mafioso John Gotti. (Photo by Carlotta Goombalini).

NEW YORK CITY - Season 12 of Donald Trump's Celebrity Apprentice has kicked off and the first celeb to hear the Trumpster utter those dreaded words "You're fired!" was the stunningly gorgeous former model Cheryl Tiegs.

Cheryl took it all in stride as she remarked after the show that she hated being on a show with so much backstabbing. She said that she was raised to be nice and sweet and to bake cookies, look pretty, and have babies.

One of the other celebrities on Tiegs team was Victoria Gotti, the daughter of Mafia boss John "Teflon" Gotti.

A good friend of the infamous mob boss, Salvatore Goombalini, who heads Brooklyn's Goombalini crime family, was watching the show with his wife Carlotta.

He was surprised to see one of the other female team members make some very unfavorable remarks about Vicki Gotti.

Goombalini turned to his wife Carlotta and asked her who the guidette with da big mouth was. She replied that it was Aubrey O'Day who is a rhythm and blues singer.

After the show Sal asked Carlotta to Google Aubrey O'Day. She did and with the help of one of Sal's computer experts he was able to get O'Day's cell phone number, her home address, her social security number, the name of her pet dog and pet hamster, and the fact that she is missing her right ovary.

Goombalini, who has nine brothers had them all contact each one of the celebrities on Celebrity Apprentice and inform them that Mr. Salvatore Goombalini expects each one to treat Victoria Gotti with the utmost respect.

Sal personally called up Ms. O'Day and impressed upon her the fact that she would be treating Ms. Gotti as if she were her own mother.

Garbanzo Goombalini who talked to Penn Jillette said that the big fella certainly got the word and he even remarked that Ms. Victoria Gotti could call him a humongous piece of dinosaur dung who smells three times worse than a New Jersey landfill and he would merely smile and reply "Thank you for those kind words Madam Gotti and can I get you a cup of coffee, a bottle of water, or a Big Mac?"

Rigatoni "Two Ton Tony" Goombalini said that when he talked to Clay Aiken in person and informed him of who he was that Clay turned as pink as a California carnation and actually peed in his Gloria Vanderbilt Designer Jeans.

And so it appears by all accounts that Victoria Gotti might have a very good chance at winning the whole enchilada.

SIDENOTE: The Showbiz Gazette has reported that Donald Trump was personally invited to visit Salvatore Goombalini's $18 million estate Villa Goombalini located outside of Poughkeepsie, New York.

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