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Tuesday, 21 February 2012

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The Queen was said to be 'most excited' today as she welcomed some guests to her Buckingham Palace home. But these guests were not dukes and earls - they were the wrestling stars of WWE.

In an attempt to boost the royal coffers to finance her Diamond Jubilee celebrations later this year, Her Majesty has allowed the WWE to stage a pay-per-view Royal Rumble tonight at the palace which will see a tag team featuring the Queen, Prince Philip and Prince Charles take on WWE giants CM Punk, Jack Swagger and Cody Rhodes in a fight to the death.

Retired World Champion Hulk Hogan, who arrived at the palace to provide TV commentary, impressed the Royals with a show of strength that involved biting the heads off four of Her Majesty's pet corgis.

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