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Monday, 20 February 2012

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All of the cupcakes featured on The Celebrity Cupcake Eaters will be provided by Captain Cupcakes of Cucamonga.

HOLLYWOOD - Cable television's Nutritional Channel has just announced their latest reality show titled The Celebrity Cupcake Eaters.

Nutritional Channel spokesperson Newberry "Mr. Calories" Calamasetti informed the entertainment media that the show will pit two teams with two celebrities in each team and see which team can eat the most cupcakes during the 30 minute show.

The members of the winning team will each receive an all-expenses paid three days and three nights vacation at The Puffy Taco Resort & Casino* down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.

The show will be hosted by Chaz Bono formerly known as Chastity Bono, daughter of Cher and Sonny Bono.

Chaz Bono, after undergoing SRS (sexual reassignment surgery) at L.A.'s Our Lady of The Silver Screen Hospital, has become a male and now enjoys watching sports shows on ESPN, spitting, and looking at the naked women in Playboy magazine.

Bono spoke with TV ClickerWorld's Sangria Wine and told her that he will finally be getting the recognition that she, ah he needs.

Chaz pointed out that appearing on this past edition of Dancing With The Stars in which he was partnered with the extremely sexy Lacey Schwimmer really proved to her, ah him, that he is a 100 percent male in every aspect of manhood, including emotionally, physically, mentally, and politically.

Miss Wine asked him if he ever regrets having had the sex-change surgery. And Bono replied, "Are you kidding me? Let me put it this way. Do you think I for one minute miss not having that dreaded period, or having to every morning spend 20 minutes dabbing on lipstick, eye-liner, mascara, eye-shadow, and blemish-be-gone creams?"

Sangria laughed as she gave Chaz a fist bump. The show will be sponsored by Mercedez-Benz, Jose Cuervo Tequila, and Kicking Sweat Ultra Mens Deodorant.

*The Puffy Taco Resort & Casino is co-owned by Ryan Seacrest and Steven Tyler.

To view before and after photographs of Chaz Bono's lap region go to www.chastity2chaz.pix. But be warned the photographs are extremely graphic in nature and are not for the faint of heart.

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