LOS ANGELES - Country music singer Taylor Swift recently got together with Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart two stars of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2.
The Twilight Saga stars chatted with Taylor in her dressing room after she had performed at a sold-out concert at The San Andreas Fault Coliseum in Los Angeles.
Taylor presented Rob and Kristen with a personally autographed copy of her as yet unreleased single titled "Riding Mr. Zac Out To The Lower 40."
Swift wrote the hauntingly beautiful country ballad about her brand new Shetland pony that had been given to her as a gift from Vice-President Joe Biden.
RPattz asked TayTay why she had named her pony Mr. Zac. Swift shyly grinned and said that Mr. Zac was named after her ex-boyfriend Zac Efron star of The High School Musical movies and a young man that she still has a crush on.
K-Stew smiled and remarked, "You, me, Lovato, Cyrus, and three million other young women."
Pattinson coughed and asked "Hey ladies, how about me?"
Kristen rolled her eyes and told him that he shouldn't feel so insecure.
She then reminded him that he had just recently returned from Cabo San Lucas, Mexico where he had spent a three-day weekend rollicking, romping, rejoicing, and reveling on the sandy beaches of the Land of Tequila with Kim "Look At Me" Kardashian.
Rob smiled and said that it had been more like a business trip. Stewart raised her eyebrows and relied, "Yeah Robby, monkey business."
"Really?" Asked a puzzled Taylor.
Pattinson quickly changed the subject. He told Taylor that he had been asked by the director and the producer of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2, to let her know that they would like for her to write the theme song to their soon-to-be released movie.
Taylor's mouth dropped open. She gathered her composure and yelled out "For real?"
"Yes ma'am," came the reply from Pattinson. "And let me add that you were their very first choice."
Swift giggled and asked "Okay y'all where the heck do I sign?"
Kristen told her that the contract has already been drawn up and that she will make a call and the contract will be FedExed to her in the morning.
Taylor was so thrilled that she reached in her dressing room table drawer and pulled out one of her lipsticks and a bottle of fingernail polish.
She handed the polish to Kristen and the lipstick to Rob.
Rob looked at the lipstick with an extremely puzzled look on his face.
Taylor and Kristen both broke out laughing. The 22-year-old singer told him that he could sell the lipstick on eBay and take the money and donate it to his favorite charity.
She then let him know that last month she gave Johnny Depp one of her lipsticks and he texted her three days later saying that he had gotten $8,235 for it.
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