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Thursday, 16 February 2012

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Chico del Pico, the Mt. Vesuvius Volcano tour guide. (Photo by Rico Chorizo).

CHATTANOOGA - Selena Gomez had just watched her boyfriend Justin Bieber perform at a sold-out concert at The Ooh La La Convention Center in Chattanooga.

After the concert, the couple met backstage with Taffeta Kixx of iRumors. She asked the couple how things were going. Justin grinned and said that being with Selena is like getting locked up overnight in a candy store.

Selena smiled and quipped that at times she feels like they're both a couple of M&Ms.

Kixx smiled politely and resisted making the obvious comment. She did ask them about their recent trip down to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.

Selena said that they really enjoyed their stay at the luxurious Whole Enchilada Hotel & Spa where they have an Olympic sized pool that is filled with Diet 7 Up.

Justin remarked that you can't drink the Diet 7 Up for the obvious reason, but grinned from ear-to-ear as he confessed that it sure does give you one heck of an all-over tingling sensation.

Selena divulged that the two had a great time visiting the historical volcanic site where in September of 1613, the Spanish explorer Jose Jorge Cabeza de Toro, Jr., discovered the then believed to be extinct volcano Mt. Vesuvius, which he named after his girlfriend Vesuvius Carmelita PiƱata.

Justin noted that they actually took a video of Mt. Vesuvius spewing forth a little bit of lava which Selena tried to scoop up in a red plastic cup but guess what? You guessed it.

Miss Kixx said that as she was talking to a little boy who was selling front row seats to a bullfight she overheard Justin and Selena mention the possibility of them eloping sometime this year.

After telling the little boy that she did not like bullfights because they were rigged like wrestling matches she asked the frisky couple about the "E" word.

Justin and Selena both turned as red as a Tijuana fire truck and said that they would not make a comment because they would never hear the end of it.

Miss K understood and she told them that she would not mention it in her story.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Miss Kixx did not plan on mentioning it but her editor insisted that she mention it and so she had no choice but to mention it.]

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