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Wednesday, 15 February 2012

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Britney's miniskirt provided dozens of photographers with hundreds of 'upskirt' shots. (Photo by Rico Chorizo).

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Britney Spears who became almost as famous for getting out of cars as she did for her singing and dancing is back in the news again.

According to Margarita Mixx of The Tinsel Town Times Tribune the 30-year-old singer was just photographed getting out of her car as her and her close friend Paris Hilton arrived at The Fiery Tongue of The Dragon Chinese Restaurant in West Hollywood.

Hilton exited the car first but she was wearing a pair of Heidi Montag Designer Jeans along with a Christina Aguilera Designer Blouse so she pretty much went unnoticed.

But when Britney followed the paparazzi camera's suddenly went crazy as you could literally hear cameras clicking at the speed of sound.

Spears was wearing a very short plaid skirt that looked like something a San Fernando Valley Girl of 14 would probably wear.

The "Oops...I Did It Again!" girl smiled and winked as she slowly took her time slipping out of the backseat of the Mercedes-Benz.

She was asked by Miss Mixx if she knew that her miniskirt and subsequent upskirt photos were going to get her on the front pages of lots of entertainment publications plus on entertainment media shows.

Britney leaned over and whispered in Margarita's ear, "I friggin hope so - goodness knows I need the publicity bad."

Spears winked at Margarita and gave her a fist bump as she giggled and wiggled her way into the restaurant.

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