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Tuesday, 14 February 2012

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"Don't cry for me Falkland Islands, I only did it for Madonna!" Sung Sean

Sean Penn has promised Argentina's President, Evita (oops, sorry wrong film), lovely Cristina Kirchner, who's actually of "German" descent, that he will fight for the rights of her great country, join the army and defeat the British colonial rulers single-handed on the Falklands.

Sean has much experience defeating the overwhelming enemy, he once starred with that other US battler, Michael J. Fox, in a film called "Casualties of War" and knows all about dying. (Michael J. fox has died many times because he's been "Back to the Future" on numerous occasions)

Actually Sean was only putting on a show for the cameras and his ex-wife Madonna, whom he still loves and would do anything to get her back, but she's too young for him (?). She once played Evita and Cristina is a great fan of his ex, so she played ball with his bullshit!

Sean is visiting the UK next month and has vowed to support the Brits, Prince William, their right to Sovereignty over the Falklands (what?) and those damn Germans. He's not a man of double standards by any means just an actor, and they can slip into any role they want; if the money's right, Inglorious Bastards!

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