HARFOLD, Vt. - In a recent study released by Harfold State College, nine of out 10 college males answered, "NOT!" when asked if the Mona Lisa was hot.
The survey was conducted last Friday night in Nate Horner's dorm room where he and nine of his friends were doing shots of Jim Beam.
"I don't get it, man," said Steven Dupree, "she's smuckin' fuggly!" Hoots and hollers could be heard across the quad from Horner's room.
The one student who responded, "HOT!" to the question was senior Elwood Smith. "I likey likey the way she stares at me, that tease--she wants me! She my baby tonight!"
It is interesting to note that none of the 10 students has a girlfriend. The only former relationships any of the 10 claimed to have had were summer romances with Canadians whom none of the other male students ever actually saw.