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Monday, 13 February 2012

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A photo of Mr. Crumpets, Russell Brand's dog. (Photo by Cat Deely).

LOS ANGELES - Russell Brand filed for divorce from his wife Katy Perry on December 30, 2011. And on February 12, 2012, at The 54th Annual Grammy Awards Show little Katy got to kick Mr. Brand right below the belt.

Katy belted out her new song "Part Of Me" which includes lyrics that are certainly aimed directly at Russell "The Muscle" as Heidi Montag calls him. The blue-haired Perry sang the lyrics:

Now look at me, I'm sparkling
A firework, a dancing flame.
You won't ever put me out again
I'm glowing.
You can keep the dog from me
I never liked him anyway.
In fact you can keep everything.
Yeah, yeah
Except for me.

Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors noted that in reference to the dog. A very reliable, inside, unnamed source stated that the dog, named Mr. Crumpets, had actually bitten Katy a total of six times.

The source stated that for some reason the dog hated it when Katy raised her voice at Russell and it would jump towards her barking and snapping as if she was a stray cat.

Russell used to laugh about it and each time he would go into the pantry and give the dog a handful of Kibbles 'N Bits.

The unnamed source divulged that on more than one occasion Katy actually threatened to take Mr. Crumpets and dump him out by the La Brea Tar Pits.

So as Miss Rangoon noted, Russell got to keep the dog and Katy got to sulk and sit down and write her little song which shows that she still cares about Russell otherwise why even bother.

Ling Chow Rangoon was able to contact Brand and she asked him what he thought about the new song Perry performed on the Grammys Show. Russell giggled, ignored the question, and simply asked "Blue frig-gin hair?"

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