LOS ANGELES - In what has got to be one of the most perfect examples of the old cliché of the pot calling the kettle black, comes word out of LaLaLand that Lindsay "LiLo" Lohan has urged Demi "The Cougar" Moore to admit that she needs to check herself into The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic.
Lohan, the freckled faced actress who has had more ups and downs than the Cyclone Roller Coaster at Brooklyn's Astroland recently was alleged to have made that comment through a mutual friend who asked to only be identified by the initials of P.A.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: P.A. is Paula Abdul, the recently fired judge of X-Factor and before that the fired judge of American Idol.]
Fajita San Guacamole of Hollywood Innuendo reported that ever since Demi was dumped by her notorious boy-toy husband Ashton "The Itch" Kutcher, Demi's world has been spinning around uncontrollably like the inside of a can of paint on a Home Depot paint can shaking machine.
Close friends of the actress report that she has lost so much weight that none of her underwear stay on anymore and they end up embarrassingly around her ankles.
Moore has actually gotten down to an emaciated 89 pounds and is beginning to look like a medical poster for bone classification
San Guacamole reports that Moore's three semi-cute daughters Rumer, Scout, and Tallulah are very worried about their mother as they report that just in the past few days alone she managed to burn a Cobb Salad, a bowl of Fruit Jello, and a bowl of Lucky Charms Breakfast Cereal.
Tallulah Willis stated that her mom is starting to look like that super skinny LeAnn Rimes except that her mom is not a blonde, a singer, or prone to going around stealing other wives' husbands.
The three Willis daughters appreciate Lindsay making an effort to get their mom into rehab and hopefully some producer will call Demi up and offer her a movie role under the condition that she seeks professional help first.
In a related story. Fajita San Guacamole says that she was able to finally put to rest the rumors that Bruce Willis was not really the father of Rumer, Scout, and Tallulah and that their real father was actually the former governor of California Arnold Schwarzenegger.